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| NO = No, After the interjection, you need a comma. I NO BLEEV U! = I do not believe you! English has a special form for the negation of statements: I believe you. I do not believe you. RED DOT = The red dot Don't forget the definite article: the red dot. CANT BE = can't be You need an apostrophe for the contraction: can + not = can't. CONTROLLD BY HOOMANZ = controlled by humans. Don't forget the final period. |
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| WEVE GOT = We've got The apostrophe is used in the contraction: we + have = we've 2 STOP = to stop MEETIN = meeting LIEK DIS. = like this. And yes, the title of this blog post is an homage to VALIS. |
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| I HAZ HI LITED = I have highlighted WUT U SHUD REVUE = what you should review 4 DA MIDTURM = for the midterm. Don't forget the final period! |
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| DID U SAY . . . = Did you say BAF = bath? This is a question, so it needs a question mark at the end. |
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| BE QUITE, = Be quiet! You cannot use a comma here. Instead, you need sentence-final punctuation, like an exclamation mark. Note also the spelling: quiet (not quite). IM SLEEPIN = I'm sleeping. You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I + am = I'm. And don't forget the final period! |
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| DAM! = Damn! If you think of the word "damnation," it is easy to remember the spelling of this word. STOOPID OWNR = My stupid owner USD UP = used up ALL MAH MINUTZ AGAIN = all my minutes again. Don't forget the final period, or you can use an exclamation mark if you prefer. |
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| I CANT = I can't This is a contraction: can't = cannot. BLEEV IT! = believe it! HENRI TEH KAT = Henri the Cat FRIENDD ME ON FACEBOOK! = friended me on Facebook! If you don't know Henri already, Paw de Deux is the place to start. :-) |
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| BADD HAIR DAI. = Bad hair day. VRY BADD HAIR DAI. = Very bad hair day. |
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| WUT IT MEEN: = What does it mean: You need the verb "does" to make this a question. DIE-ET? = diet? |
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| I NO WORSHIP = I do not worship English has a special idiom for negating a verb: I do not worship SUN. = the sun. You need a definite article: the sun. SUN WORSHIPZ MEE. = The sun worships me. |
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| POKR KAT = Poker Cat NOES = knows YOUR BLUFFIN. = you're bluffing. You need the contraction you're (you+are). The word "your" means "belonging to you." |
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| IM IN DA LAP = I'm in the lap You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I + am = I'm. OV DA BUDDA, = of the Buddha, GETTIN ENLIGHTEND = getting enlightened. The word "enlightened" is spelled with "-ed" at the end, even if you don't pronounce it. Don't forget the final period. |
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| SOODOKOO = Sudoku MAKED ME = made me The verb "make" is irregular: it makes (present tense), it made (past tense). This is the kind of mistake that the LOLCats make a lot; they do not know the irregular verbs in English. You could also correct this to say: Sudoku makes me sleepy. (present tense) SLEEPEE = sleepy. Don't forget the period at the end of the sentence. |
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| CHRISMUS KAT = Christmas Cat IZ SLEEPIN = is sleeping N HEVUNLEE PEAS = in heavenly peace. The words are from the Christmas carol, "Silent Night."
Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright!
Round yon virgin mother and child,
Holy infant so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Sleep in heavenly peace!
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| IM DREEMIN = I'm dreaming You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I + am = I'm OV A WITE CHRISMUS. = of a white Christmas. You can listen to Bing Crosby singing this Christmas song at YouTube. |
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| TELL SANTA, DAT = Tell Santa that You don't need a comma before a "that" clause. IZ BEEN = I've been This is a contraction: I've = I + have. NICE = nice, You need a comma between these two phrases. NOT NOTTY. = not naughty. The word "naughty" means to be badly behaved, to misbehave. The words are from a famous Christmas song called "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice: Santa Claus is coming to town! |
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| CHRISMAS KAT = Christmas cat IZ NOT = is not AMUSD. = amused. |
