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| NO = No, After the interjection, you need a comma. I NO BLEEV U! = I do not believe you! English has a special form for the negation of statements: I believe you. I do not believe you. RED DOT = The red dot Don't forget the definite article: the red dot. CANT BE = can't be You need an apostrophe for the contraction: can + not = can't. CONTROLLD BY HOOMANZ = controlled by humans. Don't forget the final period. |
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| PLZ SANTA = Please, Santa, The name "Santa" here is a vocative inserted into the sentence, so it is set off with a comma both before and after. I CAN HAZ = can I have English has a special word order for questions: I can have a cheeseburger. Can I have a cheeseburger? CHEEZBURGER? = a cheeseburger? Don't forget the definite article: a cheeseburger. |
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| I NEEDZ = I need BIGGR GLAS = a bigger glass OR SMALLR HEAD. = or a smaller head. |
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| PLZ STAY = Please stay ON TEH LYNE = on the line AND HOOMAN = and a human WILL BE WIF U = will be with you SHORTLEE = shortly. (Don't forget to add a period at the end.) |
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| SUPERCAT IZ FASTR = Supercat is faster THEN = than "Then" is for time (when? then!), but "than" is for comparisons. SPEEDIN BULLIT = a speeding bullet. Don't forget the final period. |
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| U TAEK = You take SHOEZ, = the shoes; Don't forget the definite article, and you need a semicolon here. Otherwise, you've got a run-on sentence, a.k.a. comma splice. WEELL TAEK = we'll take You need an apostrophe for the contraction: we + will = we'll. BOXEZ. = the boxes. |
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| I CAN HAZ = Can I have There is a special word order for questions in English: Can I have a cheese burrito? Yes, I can have a cheese burrito. CHEEZ BUREETO? = a cheese burrito? |
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| GOIN 2 VET? = Going to the vet? Don't forget the definite article: the vet. I DOAN = I don't This is a contraction: do + not = don't. FINKZ SO = think so. Don't forget the final period. |
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| I CAN HAZ = Can I have English has a special word order for questions: Can I have a Margarita? Yes, I can have a Margarita! MARGAREETA? = a Margarita? Don't forget the article: a Margarita. I have capitalized the name of the drink because, like the "Bloody Mary," it is also a person's name. |
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| ILL = I'll This is a contraction: I + will = I'll. TAEK BED, = take the bed. You need a period here since that is the end of a complete sentence. Using a comma gives you a comma splice, a type of run-on sentence. U SLEEP = You sleep ON FLOOR. = on the floor. |
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| 7 IZ VRY LUCKY NUMBR HOOMAN! = Seven is a very lucky number, human! Don't forget the article ("a very lucky number"), and you need a comma before the vocative at the end. |
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| UR MUTHR = Your mother WUZ HAMSTR = was a hamster, You need an article ("a hamster"), and it's also good to have a comma when you join two independent clauses. AN UR FATHR = and your father SMELT The spelling "smelt" is correct for the past tense of the verb "to smell," and you can also use the alternative form: smelled. The form "smelt" is more common in British English. See this blog post for more about the different between American and British usage of this verb form: Smelled vs. smelt. OV ELDERBERREEZ! = of elderberries! The lines are from the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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| I DOAN = I don't This is a contraction: do + not = don't. WANTS CHEEZBURGR, = want a cheeseburger. Don't forget the definite article. I WANTS = I want MOWSE = a mouse You need the indefinite article in both of these sentences: I don't want a cheeseburger. I want a mouse. WIF CHEEZ = with cheese. Don't forget the final period. |
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| TEH KATS CAREER = The cat's career IZ BLOCKD = is blocked BY GLAS CEILIN = by a glass ceiling. Don't forget the final period! |
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| Y IZ WURD = Why is the word KAT = "kat" The quotation marks show that "kat" is the word being referred to here. NOT IN DICSHUNARY? = not in the dictionary? |
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| CANT = Can't You have two ways to combine "can" and "not" - (1) it can be one word, "cannot," (2) or you can use this contraction with an apostrophe standing for the missing letters: can't. U SEE = you see IM = I'm This is also a contraction with an apostrophe that replaces the missing letter: I + am = I'm. CHIKN? = a chicken? This noun needs an article. SRSLY! = Seriously! |
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| U CAN SHOW ME = Can you show me? When you ask a "yes or no" question in English, the modal verb ("can") goes first: Can you show me? Yes, I can show you. WAY = the way 2 = to KENTUCKEE DERBEH = the Kentucky Derby |
