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| NO = No, After the interjection, you need a comma. I NO BLEEV U! = I do not believe you! English has a special form for the negation of statements: I believe you. I do not believe you. RED DOT = The red dot Don't forget the definite article: the red dot. CANT BE = can't be You need an apostrophe for the contraction: can + not = can't. CONTROLLD BY HOOMANZ = controlled by humans. Don't forget the final period. |
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| WEVE GOT = We've got The apostrophe is used in the contraction: we + have = we've 2 STOP = to stop MEETIN = meeting LIEK DIS. = like this. And yes, the title of this blog post is an homage to VALIS. |
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| BE QUITE, = Be quiet! You cannot use a comma here. Instead, you need sentence-final punctuation, like an exclamation mark. Note also the spelling: quiet (not quite). IM SLEEPIN = I'm sleeping. You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I + am = I'm. And don't forget the final period! |
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| I CANT = I can't This is a contraction: can't = cannot. BLEEV IT! = believe it! HENRI TEH KAT = Henri the Cat FRIENDD ME ON FACEBOOK! = friended me on Facebook! If you don't know Henri already, Paw de Deux is the place to start. :-) |
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| POKR KAT = Poker Cat NOES = knows YOUR BLUFFIN. = you're bluffing. You need the contraction you're (you+are). The word "your" means "belonging to you." |
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| IM IN DA LAP = I'm in the lap You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I + am = I'm. OV DA BUDDA, = of the Buddha, GETTIN ENLIGHTEND = getting enlightened. The word "enlightened" is spelled with "-ed" at the end, even if you don't pronounce it. Don't forget the final period. |
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| IM DREEMIN = I'm dreaming You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I + am = I'm OV A WITE CHRISMUS. = of a white Christmas. You can listen to Bing Crosby singing this Christmas song at YouTube. |
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| IM IN = I'm in You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I + am = I'm UR DININ ROOM = your dining room, You need a comma (otherwise, it would mean the dining room is doing the eating). EATIN = eating UR PUPPEY CHOWW = your puppy chow. Don't forget the final period. |
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| IM = I'm I'm is a contraction: I am. IN UR WINE CELLER = in your wine cellar, Don't forget the comma, and note also the spelling: cellar. INSPECTIN = inspecting UR REDZ AN WITES = your reds and whites. Don't forget the final period. |
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| TURN OF = Turn off DA LITE = the light! Don't forget the exclamation mark to end the sentence. Otherwise, you have a run-on sentence here. IM SLEEPIN! = I'm sleeping. I'm is a contraction: I am. |
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| KARAOKE KAT CANT = Karaoke Cat can't CARRIE A TOON = carry a tune. Don't forget the final period. |
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| IM IN UR = I'm in "I'm" is a contraction for "I am" (the apostrophe takes the place of the missing letter). UR HOMEWORK = your homework, Don't forget the comma here to separate the two clauses. MAKIN SURE = making sure U FAIL UR MATH CLAS = you fail your math class. Don't forget the final period. |
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| YUR = You're You need an apostrophe for the contraction: You're = You are PROBLEE = probably WONDERIN = wondering Y I CALLD U HEER = why I called you here. You need just a period at the end because this is an indirect question. Direct question: Why did I call you here? Indirect question: You are probably wondering why I called you here. |
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| IM IN = I'm in This is a contraction: I'm = I am UR SOFA = your sofa, Don't forget the comma. LOOKIN 4 CHANGE. = looking for change. |
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| U TAEK = You take SHOEZ, = the shoes; Don't forget the definite article, and you need a semicolon here. Otherwise, you've got a run-on sentence, a.k.a. comma splice. WEELL TAEK = we'll take You need an apostrophe for the contraction: we + will = we'll. BOXEZ. = the boxes. |
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| IM = I'm The apostrophe marks the contraction: I + am = I'm. IN UR PANTREE = in your pantry, Don't forget the comma. EATIN = eating UR NOODLEZ = your noodles. Don't forget the final period! |
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| IM = I'm You need an apostrophe for the contraction: I'm = I + am. IN UR DOLLHAUS = in your dollhouse, Don't forget the comma! ADMIRIN MY SELF = admiring myself. Notice that "myself" is written as one word. And don't forget the final period! |
