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| WERE = We're You need an apostrophe for the contraction: We're = We are IN UR BOAT = in your boat, Note the missing comma. Without the comma, it would mean the boat was making an escape, but instead "we" are the ones making the escape. MAKIN R ESCAPEZ = making our escape. |
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| IM = I'm This is a contraction: I + am = I'm (the apostrophe takes the place of the missing letter). IN YUR DVDZ = in your DVDs, Notice that there is a comma here. The participle "cataloging" is about the cat doing the cataloging Because the noun that goes with the participle is all the way back at the beginning of the sentence (I = the cat), you need a comma to separate the participle from the nearer noun (DVDs). KATALOGGING YUR MUSICS = cataloging your music. The English word "music" is not used in the plural, and note the two possible spellings of the participle: cataloging - American English, from the verb "to catalog" cataloguing - British English, from the verb "to catalogue"  |
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| TOYLET PAPUHZ R = Toilet paper is The noun phrase "toilet paper" is used only in the singular. TEH BESTEST STUFF! = the best stuff. The adjective good has the superlative form "best" (the form "bestest" is a made-up word, used just for fun). |
